Weird Fob

Can I get what they have?

weird fob — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 04:34:23 +0000

I remember going to Seoul with my friends and we struggle to explain the kind of meat we want for Korean Barbecue. My friend set her eye on pork. The owner of the street stall doesn’t speak English. So my friend starts snorting. The owner is bewildered by my friend’s impersonation and makes the “pig-nose” face . … Continue reading »

Just Pork, no chop…

weird fob — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 03:52:38 +0000

My Canadian boyfriend has this huge craving for deep fried pork chop and asked if I could call this Chinese restaurant to see if they have that. Unwillingly, I picked up the phone and called the restaurant. A man with a deep hoarse voice greeted me with a sense of annoyance. Me: (in Cantonese) Hello. … Continue reading »

High School Addiction

weird fob — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:54:00 +0000

Me: (talking to boyfriend on the phone) Wanna hang out? Him: (distracted) Huh? Me: Are you busy? Boyfriend: Ya. Me: What are you doing? Boyfriend: Fighting a monster… Me: When are you free? Boyfriend: I dunno…Feeling a bit lazy… Me: Should I call back? Boyfriend: Sure, I’m almost dead… Lordy, his high school addiction has … Continue reading »

Smoking Halloween Party…

weird fob — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 18:21:20 +0000

Dateless, lonely, I decided to stay at home on a Halloween night, eat ice-cream and drink wine while watching “P.S. I love you” on my computer. All I wanted was a quiet, peaceful and depressing Halloween night. Well, it was never like that. As the clock struck 12, my neighbours were getting rowdier than ever. … Continue reading »

Snakes, board games, cafe

weird fob — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 04:40:25 +0000

It was one of those nights that you just feel like sitting cozily on the couch with a tub of ice-cream in your hands. But it’s so happened that my friend asked if I wanted to check out this snakes place with her and a bunch of friends. I dragged my lazy ass and took … Continue reading »

Happy Father’s Day :)

weird fob — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 15:38:36 +0000

After being bombarded by hundreds of “Father’s Day” advertisement, I was motivated to buy something special for my beloved dad. As I walked into the camera store, it was packed with “last-minute” shoppers. I desperately maneuvered around the store and landed my eyes on the camera I had always wanted..for myself. “It’s father’s day sale. 10% off … Continue reading »

Mom: I need to repack now la!!!!

weird fob — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:14:19 +0000

As you all know, my mom has been extremely agitated about her flight to Toronto. (see “Asian mom and Pteromerhanophobia” http://wp.me/p1nXkL-vA) Whether it’s her fear of flying or menopause, she has been bugging me for what to bring and what not. I am most certain that she will have the neck brace with her. (again, see … Continue reading »

Asian mom and Pteromerhanophobia

weird fob — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:46:59 +0000

There are still a few days until my convocation and my mom is freaking out about flying to Toronto. The other day, I sent her an email about the weather in Toronto and advised her to bring a thin jacket. She called me right away. Mom: Nice tip. You want a jacket too? Me: MA! … Continue reading »

Solidarity Video – Editor: MOI :)

weird fob — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:53:06 +0000

https://vimeo.com/43280858

ENJOY ^^

Can’t get rid of the vampires…

weird fob — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:24:48 +0000

Upon my graduation, I have done some spring cleaning with my textbooks. Chinese idiom has it that “ book holds a house of gold”. Well, the human sexuality does got some “gold” in it. (Extensive description of sex positions and how to reach orgasm…) But the rest doesn’t concern me. All I want is to get rid of them, … Continue reading »