Weird Fob
I don't consider myself a fob. I'm just…a little stuck in the middle la…
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Can I get what they have?
I remember going to Seoul with my friends and we struggle to explain the kind of meat we want for Korean Barbecue. My friend set her eye on pork. The owner of the street stall doesn’t speak English. So my friend starts snorting. The owner is bewildered by my friend’s impersonation and makes the “pig-nose” face . … Continue reading
My Mom is a Fob
- Fruit checkupI received this text out of the blue one night when my mom and I were in different rooms of the same house. Hello.Just practicing texting.how many apricots have you had today
- A daughter’s vicesI’m 30 years old and in my second year of medical school. I got this email from my mother today: How is school? I hope I don’t have to worry about you drinking and smoking. Study hard,play hard. But not Boozing,smoking,sexing. Please keep in mind. Those are self-destructive behavior. Be aware!! Work hard, your reward [...]
- Field notes from the motherlandMy mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email: Dear Jo: Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, however we can’t take too much by our age. Vegetable and fruit are so fresh. But virus and illness [...]
- Seeking nice b*tchesOne time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at. She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “Excuse me do you if there are any nice bitches around here?”
- Shake itFor the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s been singing “shake it like a bowl of pizza!”
- You Are What You EatMom: and today tony had a surgery ,cut some things from nect [tony is my dad, and she meant neck] Me: what? what things? Mom: meat Me: why? Mom: meat ball Me: hahahahaha so nothing bad? Mom: he eat too much meat so it grow in the neck
- Happy Humping DayMom: Today I learned something new at work. Me: What’s that? Mom: What day is today? Me: Wednesday? Mom: Yes, so then? Me: I don’t get it. Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!! Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like [...]
- Tasty TopicMy mom, sister and I are at the mall. Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket? Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?
- Facebook Chubs
- You are a LoserMom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”? Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”? Mom: Yeah that one.
My Mom is a Fob
- Fruit checkupI received this text out of the blue one night when my mom and I were in different rooms of the same house. Hello.Just practicing texting.how many apricots have you had today
- A daughter’s vicesI’m 30 years old and in my second year of medical school. I got this email from my mother today: How is school? I hope I don’t have to worry about you drinking and smoking. Study hard,play hard. But not Boozing,smoking,sexing. Please keep in mind. Those are self-destructive behavior. Be aware!! Work hard, your reward [...]
- Field notes from the motherlandMy mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email: Dear Jo: Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, however we can’t take too much by our age. Vegetable and fruit are so fresh. But virus and illness [...]
- Seeking nice b*tchesOne time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at. She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “Excuse me do you if there are any nice bitches around here?”
- Shake itFor the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s been singing “shake it like a bowl of pizza!”
